We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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