The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize