I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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