I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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