Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
it hurts more in the daytime
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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