At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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