just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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