your room smells of hookers.
And success
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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