She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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