How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
