school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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