I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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