I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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