some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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