I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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