You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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