'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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