Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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