I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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