Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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