Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
BRING THE BAGELS
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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