The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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