If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Send help, water and tortillas.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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