Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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