let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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