some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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