It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I am naked and annoyed.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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