She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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