tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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