On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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