if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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