How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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