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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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