Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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