I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
ttyl tear gas
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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