you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I supernannyed him into submission
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