YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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