Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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