What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
my poor anus
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
