I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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