I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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