I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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