so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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