Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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