we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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