I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think my vagina is haunted
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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