I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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