i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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