Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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