The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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