I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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