it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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