Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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