life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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