that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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