This is not my ceiling
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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