One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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