Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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